i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES
my friend made this status on fb and as i read the first line i got mad but then i read the rest and
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
411k notes and every single person knew exactly what the fuck you were talking about
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
i did a thing
SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT ROCK ON ROCK ONNNNNNNN
I just love that a scarf covers up the “good bits” but a bandeau bikini top shows the good bits and more and they hate this too LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN
I am a straight guy and I disagree with 99% of this post, some of those are my favorite clothes for girls to wear.
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
Oh my gosh I almost started crying.
I don’t care about Glee. In fact, I actively dislike Glee. But this is beautiful. I’m sorry.
This is just too beautiful.