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dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

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Marvel:
*makes Avengers*
Marvel:
*makes Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, and Captain America sagas*
Marvel:
*makes Agents of Shield*
Marvel:
*makes Guardians of the Galaxy*
Marvel:
*makes Black Widow movie*
DC:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... MORE BATMAN.

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streetkidsofbombay:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

This is just what I needed. I’m too stressed

NO. WHALES STRESS THE FUCK OUT OF ME IMAGINE SWIMMING ALONG AND COMING ACROSS THIS MOTHERFUCKER. NOnonoNONONOno

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streetkidsofbombay:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

This is just what I needed. I’m too stressed

NO. WHALES STRESS THE FUCK OUT OF ME IMAGINE SWIMMING ALONG AND COMING ACROSS THIS MOTHERFUCKER. NOnonoNONONOno

(Source: pacificasun, via thesecondfangirl)